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08

Nov

#ThroneFlight by Aziz Ansari via Twitter

Aziz Ansari:
On flight back to LA. Bored as fuck. Might start blasting N*ggas in Paris on my laptop just if everyone starts goin gorillas. #HUH!
Aziz Ansari:
Oh man. Just spoke to the Captain of the flight. He's down to do this...
Aziz Ansari:
"Folks this is your captain speaking, air traffic control is diverting our course... we're about to head to Paris...."
Aziz Ansari:
WE JUST THREW THE THRONE ON ON THE INTERCOM!!! WHOLE CABIN IS GOIN GORILLAS!! WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!
Aziz Ansari:
THE CAP'N IS ON YE'S VERSE, I'M HANDLING JAY'S DUTIES!! THE PLANE IS GOIN H.A.M.!!! BEST FLIGHT BACK TO LA EVER!!!!!
Aziz Ansari:
WHOLE PLANE CHANTING "THAT SHIT CRA!" "THAT SHIT CRA!" FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PULLING OUT BOTTLES OF ACE! MAKE IT 2!! #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Some dude asked us to quiet down, flight attendant throws fish filet him on on the filet line! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Flight attendant grabbing hung up coats "Is that jacket Margiela?" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
WHOLE PLANE CHANTING "DON'T LET ME GET IN MY ZZOOOOOONE!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Several passengers at cockpit. Upset. OH SHIT. Cap'n goes "WHO GON STOP ME HUH?!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
WE BLASTING "WHO GON STOP ME." People grabbing duffle bags, "Black strap you know whats for!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Capn to angry passengers - "Y'ALL WEED PURPLE, MY MONEY PURPLE, Y'ALL STEVE URKEL, I'M OPRAH'S CIRCLE!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
"Capn here. Just saw our inflight magazine. I'm upset. THE PAPER READ MURDER! BLACK ON BLACK MURDER!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
People popping bottles of Ace & tiny bags of peanuts everywhere!! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Everyone on flight yelled "CAN'T YA SEE THE AMERICAN AIRLINES JETS FLYING OVER YOU!" #Otis #ThroneFlight
Aziz Ansari:
"Racks on Racks on Racks! (Luggage)" - Flight Attendant #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
WHO FLIGHT CREW ROCKING SUNGLASSES AND HOLDING ADVIL. #ThroneFlight #NoChurchintheFlight #BestFlighttoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
"Prince Williams aint do it right if you ask me cause I was him I woulda" - Capn "MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY!" - Whole Cabin #ThroneFlight
Aziz Ansari:
Dudes in the bathroom blazing. "What's that smell? Oh I'm just boiling some agua!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

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Aug

It is not only my dreams, my belief is that all these dreams are yours as well. The only distinction between me and you is that I can articulate them. And that is what poetry or painting or literature or film making is all about. It’s as simple as that. I make films because I have not learned anything else and I know I can do it to a certain degree. And it is my duty because this might be the inner chronicle of what we are. We have to articulate ourselves, otherwise we would be cows in the field.

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Aug

08

Aug

expecting perfection only leads to disappointment, 9 times out of 10. instead, find the beauty in what you do receive. celebrate it. cherish it.
the bunnie (via thebunnie)

04

Aug

Never let a seed of doubt deter you from your lofty aims

03

Aug

philadelphiaphillies:

All up in your stadium, requesting our hometown food and shit.

The ‘All up in your stadium’ posts are always hilarious

philadelphiaphillies:

All up in your stadium, requesting our hometown food and shit.

The ‘All up in your stadium’ posts are always hilarious

02

Aug

iambobbyg:

‎”Get ready for my sweetness..oooo” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Banned Skittles Commercial [NSFW]

Hahahahaha!!!

Kevin Durant sets the Rucker on fire