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#ThroneFlight by Aziz Ansari via Twitter

  • Aziz Ansari: On flight back to LA. Bored as fuck. Might start blasting N*ggas in Paris on my laptop just if everyone starts goin gorillas. #HUH!
  • Aziz Ansari: Oh man. Just spoke to the Captain of the flight. He's down to do this...
  • Aziz Ansari: "Folks this is your captain speaking, air traffic control is diverting our course... we're about to head to Paris...."
  • Aziz Ansari: WE JUST THREW THE THRONE ON ON THE INTERCOM!!! WHOLE CABIN IS GOIN GORILLAS!! WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!
  • Aziz Ansari: THE CAP'N IS ON YE'S VERSE, I'M HANDLING JAY'S DUTIES!! THE PLANE IS GOIN H.A.M.!!! BEST FLIGHT BACK TO LA EVER!!!!!
  • Aziz Ansari: WHOLE PLANE CHANTING "THAT SHIT CRA!" "THAT SHIT CRA!" FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PULLING OUT BOTTLES OF ACE! MAKE IT 2!! #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: Some dude asked us to quiet down, flight attendant throws fish filet him on on the filet line! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: Flight attendant grabbing hung up coats "Is that jacket Margiela?" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: WHOLE PLANE CHANTING "DON'T LET ME GET IN MY ZZOOOOOONE!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: Several passengers at cockpit. Upset. OH SHIT. Cap'n goes "WHO GON STOP ME HUH?!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: WE BLASTING "WHO GON STOP ME." People grabbing duffle bags, "Black strap you know whats for!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: Capn to angry passengers - "Y'ALL WEED PURPLE, MY MONEY PURPLE, Y'ALL STEVE URKEL, I'M OPRAH'S CIRCLE!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: "Capn here. Just saw our inflight magazine. I'm upset. THE PAPER READ MURDER! BLACK ON BLACK MURDER!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: People popping bottles of Ace & tiny bags of peanuts everywhere!! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: Everyone on flight yelled "CAN'T YA SEE THE AMERICAN AIRLINES JETS FLYING OVER YOU!" #Otis #ThroneFlight
  • Aziz Ansari: "Racks on Racks on Racks! (Luggage)" - Flight Attendant #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: WHO FLIGHT CREW ROCKING SUNGLASSES AND HOLDING ADVIL. #ThroneFlight #NoChurchintheFlight #BestFlighttoLAEver
  • Aziz Ansari: "Prince Williams aint do it right if you ask me cause I was him I woulda" - Capn "MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY!" - Whole Cabin #ThroneFlight
  • Aziz Ansari: Dudes in the bathroom blazing. "What's that smell? Oh I'm just boiling some agua!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
It is not only my dreams, my belief is that all these dreams are yours as well. The only distinction between me and you is that I can articulate them. And that is what poetry or painting or literature or film making is all about. It’s as simple as that. I make films because I have not learned anything else and I know I can do it to a certain degree. And it is my duty because this might be the inner chronicle of what we are. We have to articulate ourselves, otherwise we would be cows in the field.